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Man in cafe : "Waiter, what are these coins doing in my soup?"
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What do you do with a blue banana?
Why does a lion have a fur coat?
Did you hear about the silly teacher who bought a waterproof, shockproof, magnetic-proof watch?
If you have a referee in football,
Two fat ladies ran in a race. One ran in short bursts and the other ran in burst shorts!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Doctor, I feel like an onion.
What is a wasp's favourite sport?